Alas, poor Yorick!

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

(via cdeathhh)

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

(via combatbabycomeback)

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

(via thisisgoodbyegravity)

Car accidents are not funny. I understand why it’s so popular because college can be stressful, but it’s not funny. The money you get if a car hits you it to pay your MEDICAL bills. This means you have been hurt.  Also, being severely injured is not better than getting an education.

I mean, I get the joke but road safety is kind of important…


coolsciencegifs:

Basking shark in Cork Harbour, Ireland
The basking shark, Cetorhinus maximus, is the largest shark species normally found in British waters, growing up to 6-8m in length. It’s also the second largest shark in the world, beaten only by the Whale Shark (12.65m in length maximum recorded). 
Despite being one of the biggest fish in the sea, this species feeds solely on plankton and does not actively hunt larger prey.  A gentle giant! 
This footage was taken from a drone.
Video Source: Ocean Escapes

Now imagine swimming next to this giant mouth:

coolsciencegifs:

Basking shark in Cork Harbour, Ireland

The basking shark, Cetorhinus maximus, is the largest shark species normally found in British waters, growing up to 6-8m in length. It’s also the second largest shark in the world, beaten only by the Whale Shark (12.65m in length maximum recorded). 

Despite being one of the biggest fish in the sea, this species feeds solely on plankton and does not actively hunt larger prey.  A gentle giant! 

This footage was taken from a drone.

Video Source: Ocean Escapes

Now imagine swimming next to this giant mouth: